raznia:

saysarlacc:

KDY tanks who don’t tank the Jedi in a corner.

Step One: Realise it’s KDY.

Step Two: Stop being bad and wait for it to be over.

Who the fuck is this fag? Quit trying to act like you are a badass at a terrible fucking game that you can literally roll your face on the key board and down a boss. Besides. I’d pwn the fuck out of you brah. Swtor or in real life. So get your fat ass off this sorry excuse of a game and do something more productive, like ending your sorry excuse of a life. There’s only one position for an elitist on the swtor tags. That’s me. You terrible excuse of an elitist.

"You can’t cook a fucking steak. Cus you’re from the north. You fucking Yankee ass piece of shit. You fucking honorary Canadian. You fucking hippie Starbucks hipster garbage Microsoft douchebag."
— Elitist (to me)

Then how the fuck would you even steak like
?????????? (via odomindo)

Eat it raw????

(via kariagonking)

You cook steak in a fucking skillet. The fuck bro. It’s not a fucking omelette. The fuck bro. Grill that mother fucker to perfection.

Why do you let your girlfriend call you puppy and stuff I thought you were a dom?
Anonymous

kariagonking:

Mmmm…

  • My relationship is none of your business
  • Actually no ones relationship is any of your business
  • I choose my battles in relationships very, very wisely. A pet name isn’t one of them. Why the fuck would I start shit over something that only makes my girlfriend happy.
  • You don’t understand D/s relationships, apparently.
  • My girlfriend has a very stressful job and also other stressful things in her personal life (and until recently - her academic life) and if she wants to spend time in Little Space when she, you know, gets home, takes off her dress and heels from long work hours of taking peoples orders, and generally dealing with drunk assholes… I don’t really care what the fuck she does or says in her own home or on her own blog in her own personal space. I don’t intrude on it. And you really shouldn’t give a fuck either.
  • If I have to choose between something that makes my girlfriend happy vs my ‘perceived masculinity’ or whatever the fuck this asks means
  • I will choose her happiness
  • Every.
  • Time.

The thing this jealous girl forgot is I’m the dom.

lisipuska:

Yum-yum.

Lol this bitch here is the scariest person on the dark side. Her balls dropped so low they came off.

kariagonking:

elitistdouche:

kariagonking:

Take a watermelon and cut it on half and then cube it. Eat the other half cus shits delicious.
Put cubed watermelon in an air right container.
Pour 1/2 a cup of patron in there.
Splash some triple sec in there too.
Close and Freeze that shit over night.

After like 6-10 hours, put all…

Why would you freeze it over night? That doesn’t make any sense. Especially because you are blending it anyways.

Also when did 6-10 hours become over night?

Because my recipe will make a thick, frozen margarita and it doesn’t take ice. The watermelon is the ice. And it will still freeze. You don’t have to freeze it if you are short on time and add 2 cups of ice. But this makes the drink more watered down. I ain’t about that life.

Because you drink this shit for breakfast, brah.

Frozen margaritas are for bitches. Ohh. I forgot. Look who I’m talking too :

kariagonking:

Take a watermelon and cut it on half and then cube it. Eat the other half cus shits delicious.
Put cubed watermelon in an air right container.
Pour 1/2 a cup of patron in there.
Splash some triple sec in there too.
Close and Freeze that shit over night.

After like 6-10 hours, put all…

Why would you freeze it over night? That doesn’t make any sense. Especially because you are blending it anyways.

Also when did 6-10 hours become over night?
#wut

feminishblog:

James Franco preying on a seventeen year-old girl is not “quirky”, it’s predatory. And yes, it’s that simple.

All you mother fuckers want Daryl to fuck Beth. You fucking hipocritisizors.

kariagonking:

jumpingjacktrash:

sufficetogay:

youveupsettits:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

nurderling:

Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

Now watch Ford’s response.

I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

"That’s the upside of giving a damn."

You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

Holy SHIT.

Ford fucking laying down the damn law.

Ha! Go Ford.

ford, i like you.

Both of these ads are… Terrible?

And American cars are garbage.

Lol leave it to tumblr to over analyze a fucking commercial and look fucking stupid over it.

Bro ur gf emasculates u all the time. Should try dating ur own
Anonymous

kariagonking:

elitistdouche:

kariagonking:

Elitist… You know I’ll still date you on the side you don’t need to be passive aggressively insecure about your place in my life.

Bro let’s watch walking dead season finally together on Skype cam. Naked preferred.

Heard it’s good.

Come watch it with me on skype cam.

Bro ur gf emasculates u all the time. Should try dating ur own
Anonymous

kariagonking:

Elitist… You know I’ll still date you on the side you don’t need to be passive aggressively insecure about your place in my life.

Bro let’s watch walking dead season finally together on Skype cam. Naked preferred.